Friday, June 24, 2011

The little talked about after effects of marriage equality

Once the institution of marriage is 'all gayed up' the following things are bound to happen:

Children will be forced to spray their living space to keep from catching 'Christian cooties.'

Ironic protests will break out.
Gay scientists will keep searching for a cure for HIV/AIDS.
Ironic exercising will break out in school gyms all over America.

Christian children will be forced to marry undocumented Mexican lesbians and icy blonde Canadians.

5 comments:

Professor Chaos said...

Where do you find these pictures? I love the polite protester kids!

kirby said...

My dad has a cousin who's an undocumented Mexican lesbian. I mean the citizenship part. She has her lesbian papers all in order.

SkylersDad said...

i think I will carry an Obey Rules sign at my next protest.

Lisa said...

I am dying here and it's all your funny fault.

beatgrl said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha!