Friday, June 24, 2011

The little talked about after effects of marriage equality

Once the institution of marriage is 'all gayed up' the following things are bound to happen:

Children will be forced to spray their living space to keep from catching 'Christian cooties.'

Ironic protests will break out.
Gay scientists will keep searching for a cure for HIV/AIDS.
Ironic exercising will break out in school gyms all over America.

Christian children will be forced to marry undocumented Mexican lesbians and icy blonde Canadians.


Professor Chaos said...

Where do you find these pictures? I love the polite protester kids!

Anonymous said...

My dad has a cousin who's an undocumented Mexican lesbian. I mean the citizenship part. She has her lesbian papers all in order.

SkylersDad said...

i think I will carry an Obey Rules sign at my next protest.

Lisa said...

I am dying here and it's all your funny fault.

beatgrl said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha!