Other things the CIA planted, oops, 'found' in bin Laden's compound

• Cases of pork rinds.
• A pallet of Jack Chick tracts.
• Love letters to Miley Ray Cyrus.
• Merkins.
• Lightly used fleshlights.
• Mike Huckabee posters.
• Pamela Geller love dolls.
• Love letters to Billy Ray Cyrus.
• A copy of The Satanic Verses.
• Elton John's Greatest Hits on cassette and 8 track.
• Bacon Bits.
• A letter from George W. Bush.
• One of those 'Hang in there Friday is coming!' motivational posters.
• Love letters in the sand.
• Two tiny Indonesian boys.
• Natalee Holloway's corpse.
• Nancy Grace's sense of propriety and shame.
• Two fingers of Two Fingers tequila.
• A signed copy of Jonathon Livingston Seagull.
• Signed copies of Ted Nugent and Ray Stevens CD's.
• Various copies of Superman comic books.
• Mouse poop.
• Janet Jackson.