Monday, May 16, 2011

Other things the CIA planted, oops, 'found' in bin Laden's compound

  • Cases of pork rinds.
  • A pallet of Jack Chick tracts.
  • Love letters to Miley Ray Cyrus.
  • Merkins.
  • Lightly used fleshlights.
  • Mike Huckabee posters.
  • Pamela Geller love dolls.
  • Love letters to Billy Ray Cyrus.
  • A copy of The Satanic Verses.
  • Elton John's Greatest Hits on cassette and 8 track.
  • Bacon Bits.
  • A letter from George W. Bush.
  • One of those 'Hang in there Friday is coming!' motivational posters.
  • Love letters in the sand.
  • Two tiny Indonesian boys.
  • Natalee Holloway's corpse.
  • Nancy Grace's sense of propriety and shame.
  • Two fingers of Two Fingers tequila.
  • A signed copy of Jonathon Livingston Seagull.
  • Signed copies of Ted Nugent and Ray Stevens CD's.
  • Various copies of Superman comic books.
  • Mouse poop.
  • Janet Jackson.

5 comments:

Sleestak said...

"A letter from George W. Bush."..You mean the one from his dad that says "Thanks for the help, here are more guns and money"?

Ole Phat Stu said...

...and a partridge in a pear tree...

Mnmom said...

For a guy who lived his life in a cave he sure had quite a collection!

exurbanpedestrian said...

No Crunckie?

Dr. Monkey said...

Nope, no Crunky.