Wednesday, April 6, 2011

So, what have you been up to lately?

"I've been appearing in the fantasies of many an adolescent boy and more girls that you'd think."

"I've been saving up for that dream abortion I've coveted for so long now."

"I've become an income tax resister because I found out that my taxes were helping to feed and clothe blacks, Jews, and gays and Lord knows, I can't abide that."

"I've been busy trying to decipher the hieroglyphics on this freaky ass sweater I'm wearing."

"I've been busy dreaming of all the farm workers I'm going to 'accidentally' crush later this summer."

1 comment:

Kal said...

Crushing of farm workers is never 'accidental'. It's deliberate I tells ya...DELIBERATE!!!!