Monday, January 24, 2011

Don't even start

Please, don't even think about talking about reigning in hand guns in the wake of the two latest shooting incidents in Detroit and Washington state. The NRA and the second amendment fetishists won't like any talk about how deaths from hand guns are spiraling out of control, so you just keep your mouth shut and don't point out that in those nations with more stringent hand gun laws this sort of thing almost never happens. Just keep your damn hippie liberal mouth shut about hand guns and the havoc they cause or you may just find yourself shot for your trouble.

And don't say a god damn thing about the firing of Keith Olbermann either or the corporate media will accuse you of left wing bias and they'll send Bill O'Rielly's attack dogs to your house to dry hump you until you take a loyalty oath to our corporate overlords.

Happy Monday America, just keep your mouth shut and accept the ass fuckings that the NRA and the corporate media are handing out.


Bill said...

See, that's why everyone needs more ammo. Danger lurks, it's everywhere. Then there are those strange messages beamed down from space to a selected few ... thank god someone can see the aliens pretending to be humans.

Besides, what's good for the movies must be good enough for real life.

Anonymous said...

We ended up on the NRA calling list, and it was pissing me off to no end. Every time a shooting made national headlines, they'd call looking for money, that is, until I told them that each and every time they called me I'd donate $5 each to Pelosi and the Brady Foundation. Stopped that nonsense cold.

Kal said...

Well said.

Ricky Shambles said...

The asterisk on the post should read: Hoarding for the zombie apocalypse is exempted as *NOT* crazy, armed, confederate, racist fundamentalists.

mikeb302000 said...

Good funny post.