Wednesday, December 8, 2010

The way to happiness

Midge's life was crap because she wouldn't cut taxes.
Ginnie's life was one big party because she cut taxes any where, any time.
Cutting taxes brings you happiness, cakes, dancing, and men!

So never you mind that our government won't have enough money to fund schools, highway and bridge repairs, and the other things you want, ladies. Do your part and support President Obama's tax cut capitulation. It'll mean men, cake, and dancing for all of you!


Professor Chaos said...

How much would I have to cut to just get the happiness and cake?

Anonymous said...

Midge forgot rule number one about men, never date a man with the same hairstyle as yours.

Mnmom said...

Kirby beat me to it.

libhom said...

I hate Obama, and Bill Clinton reminded me today of why I hate him too.

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