"And they all lived happily ever after...

...as soon as the scary black socialist President allowed the rich people to keep their tax cuts and prevented the gays from serving openly in the military."

The way to happiness

Midge's life was crap because she wouldn't cut taxes.
Ginnie's life was one big party because she cut taxes any where, any time.
Cutting taxes brings you happiness, cakes, dancing, and men!

So never you mind that our government won't have enough money to fund schools, highway and bridge repairs, and the other things you want, ladies. Do your part and support President Obama's tax cut capitulation. It'll mean men, cake, and dancing for all of you!