"Take this down: I want rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn-swagglers, horse-thieves, bull-dykes, train-robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!"Since George W. Bush is a Methodist, I'll skip getting Hedley one of those.
3 comments:
You must not like Hedley if you are giving him Shrub.
One of my favorite Harvey Korman characters.
My goodness he wants an awful lot for Christmas! Do you think I could get away with just giving him a thug and a nit-wit? Those are a dime a dozen!
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