Monday, October 11, 2010

What does Hedley Lamarr want for Christmas?

"Take this down: I want rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn-swagglers, horse-thieves, bull-dykes, train-robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!"

Since George W. Bush is a Methodist, I'll skip getting Hedley one of those.


libhom said...

You must not like Hedley if you are giving him Shrub.

Mnmom said...

One of my favorite Harvey Korman characters.

Elizabeth said...

My goodness he wants an awful lot for Christmas! Do you think I could get away with just giving him a thug and a nit-wit? Those are a dime a dozen!