- Over weight obscenely wealthy drug addict Rush Limbaugh is now a spokesman for your God! How great is that? He joins other Christian luminaries such as meth user and male massage lover Ted Haggard and bigot and gay hater Pat Robertson as leading men who divine God's will for the rest of us peons.
- Christian rock musician Jennifer Knapp came out of the closet and admitted she's a lesbian. Upon finding out this news billions of music fans everywhere asked, "Who the fuck is Jennifer Knapp?" However the people who did know who she was promptly set out burning her CD's and condemning her to hell for because of who she loves.
- In other gay/Christian news, a law 'school' wants to continue to discriminate against gay folks and are defending their right to do so in court. Way to use those activist judges to your advantage you followers of Jesus!
- The leader of the largest institutionalized child rape organization in the world, the Roman Catholic Church, met with people who his minions have previously sexually abused. They met for a little get away in Malta, presumably due to the lax Maltese laws on sexual abuse of children. The Pope no doubt told them that he forgave them for all the trouble they've caused the church and then he probably asked to be alone with their male children for a few hours so he could 'counsel' them in the ways of the church.
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The best news via Rush Limbaugh is that God has a terrible aim if He's 'sploding a volcano to punish the USA for health care changes... or maybe He was just full of long-term pent-up anger over the UK health care system.
Good point Blueberry! Those people make me wretch. Take a guy who supposedly came to preach love, and twist the shit out of it. Reason #347 why I hate religion.
drug addicts, over weight, wealthy, covertly gay--like all good republicans. oh yeah, and hypocrites too.
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