Oh my gawd. I would have killed myself if my Dad had of tried to explain sex to me. I do remember one uncomfortable conversation with him when I was 18. Truly horrible...
I don't think this will be a graphic discussion.Just an explanation that sex is something only whores and mommies do and that Daddy's little girl must now pledge her virginity to him and then they'll celebrate by attending the Purity Ball together.
You can tell by the arm of the record player that Barry White has been playing for quite awhile (thanks Skylers Dad) and probably that's why Mommy has her hands all over Daddy.
"Daddy, could you keep your hands where I can see them while you give me this talk?"
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Oh my gawd.
I would have killed myself if my Dad had of tried to explain sex to me.
I do remember one uncomfortable conversation with him when I was 18.
Truly horrible...
((Hugs))
Laura
I think this conversation is getting mom a little randy.
At least he is setting the mood with a little Barry White on the turntable.
Hahahahahahah!
mommy too!
Is that why Daddy's growing weed in the planter?
I don't think this will be a graphic discussion.Just an explanation that sex is something only whores and mommies do and that Daddy's little girl must now pledge her virginity to him and then they'll celebrate by attending the Purity Ball together.
Nobody makes me laugh like you do XUP.
Dr. Monkey, where do you find this stuff? It's simply brilliant. And by brilliant, I mean incredibly creepy, but hysterical.
You can tell by the arm of the record player that Barry White has been playing for quite awhile (thanks Skylers Dad) and probably that's why Mommy has her hands all over Daddy.
Awfully nice of 60s era Barbra Streisand to stop in to help demonstrate the Congress of the Cow.
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