Guilty of being innocent sometimes

Stolen from Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness:

You can only answer GUILTY or INNOCENT with as little comment as possible. That will be hard for me but I will try.

Asked someone to marry you? - Guilty-But thank goodness we split up before it ever happened.
Ever kissed someone of the same sex? - Guilty-no tongues though.
Danced on a table in a bar? - Guilty -and proudly so.
Ever told a lie? - Guilty-I've told many, I used to be in sales after all.
Kissed a picture? - Guilty
Slept in until 5 PM? - Guilty-mostly when sick though.
Fallen asleep at work/school? - Guilty on both counts.
Held a snake? - Guilty-held one but hated it
Been suspended from school? - Innocent.
Worked at a fast food restaurant? Guilty-I worked at Burger King for about three weeks in the mid to late '80's. It was not a happy time in my life.
Stolen from a store? - Guilty-I stole food and cigarettes when I was broke.
Been fired from a job? - Innocent. I've been laid off from jobs but never fired.
Done something you regret? Guilty-I regret not taking some of my classes in college a bit more seriously.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? - Guilty
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - Guilty
Kissed in the rain? - Guilty
Sat on a roof top? - Guilty
Kissed someone you shouldn't? - Guilty
Sang in the shower? Guilty-But I usually sing in the car when I'm the only one in it.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? - Guilty
Shaved your head? - Innocent. My hair line may be receding but I still have a good amount of hair. I won't hesitate to shave it if needed though.
Had a boxing membership? - Innocent-I'm not into getting hit, especially in the head and face.
Made a boy/girlfriend cry? - Guilty-Mostly not on purpose though.
Been in a band? - Innocent. I have no musical talent whatsoever and I can't sing on key either.
Shot a gun? - Guilty. But I haven't done so in many years. I detest guns.
Donated Blood? - Guilty.
Eaten alligator meat? -Guilty.
Eaten cheesecake? - Guilty, sweet Jeebus, guilty.
Still love someone you shouldn't? -Innocent.
Have/had a tattoo? - Innocent. Tats are not my thing. I hate needles and pain. And let's face it, they look like shit when they fade and your skin starts to sag.
Licked someone, but will never tell who? - Innocent.
Been too honest? - Guilty. But not often enough sometimes.
Ruined a surprise? -Guilty.
Ate in a restaurant and got so bloated that you couldn't walk after wards? - Guilty. Tennessee is the 'all you can eat buffet state' after all.
Dressed in a woman’s clothes -Guilty. Did so for plays I was in.
Joined a pageant? - Innocent, unless you include the rich pageant we call life.
Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? - Guilty.
Had communication with your ex? - Guilty but I didn't initiate it and it didn't end well.
Got totally drunk on the night before exam? Innocent. I've been stoned but never drunk.
Got totally angry that you cried so hard? -Innocent.