Even in cake form? Ice cream form? What if I haven't had a heart attack? Can I still eat it with reckless abandon? I'd like to be able to do SOMETHING with reckless abandon.
I demand, Dr. Monkey, that you eat some dark chocolate, stat (apparently dark chocolate has anti-oxidants). And not a shitty Hershey's bar made in Mexico. Real chocolate.
What the last person said. "Chocolate" needs to be more clearly defined before all heart attack victims start going on a mad binge. I believe what the studies refer to is pure, unsweetened, unmilky, expensive chocolate -- in very moderate quantities.
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Even in cake form? Ice cream form? What if I haven't had a heart attack? Can I still eat it with reckless abandon? I'd like to be able to do SOMETHING with reckless abandon.
No heart attacks yet....I do love chocolate and reckless abandon!
I'm going to go have a heart attack right now, then off to the bakery!
I demand, Dr. Monkey, that you eat some dark chocolate, stat (apparently dark chocolate has anti-oxidants). And not a shitty Hershey's bar made in Mexico. Real chocolate.
What the last person said. "Chocolate" needs to be more clearly defined before all heart attack victims start going on a mad binge. I believe what the studies refer to is pure, unsweetened, unmilky, expensive chocolate -- in very moderate quantities.
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