Monday, July 20, 2009

Where are they now?

It's time to check in with some celebs of yesteryear and other people of renown who have faded from popular memory!
Ready?
Okay!
Then let's get right to it:
Michael Jackson's simian pal Bubbles under went a few plastic surgeries and now he's a sock monkey! Yay Bubbles!

That hipster chick you used to dig on in college invented the painted cowboy boots with short dress fad. She also invented the getting so drunk on Pabst Blue Ribbon beer that she pisses in her boots and now they smell so bad that no one can stand to be around her fad.

The late Huey Newton, a leader in the Black Panther Party, was finally reincarnated as a privileged white kid.

After The Captain Kangaroo Show was cancelled Mr. Green Jeans moved to Norway and got arrested for molesting reindeer.

Olga Greedanko, star of Serbian stage and screen, gave up acting after she found Jesus and a pair of blue jeans that contained five bucks and a packet of sour cream.

Don Wartkins who played Tiger on The Brady Bunch is now a full time Robert Goulet impersonator. His wife, Edith, is a professional virgin.

That couple who went to your church who's names you could never remember do soft core porn in New Zealand now.

And finally the gal who played Blair on The Facts of Life got a sex change and he spends his days doing performance art while wearing bathroom rugs he stole from the Playboy mansion.

6 comments:

Whiskeymarie said...

Thanks for the update, Monkey! I always wondered about that couple from church...

Snad said...

Dr. Wartkins' wallpaper hasn't changed a bit.

That makes me sad.

joe said...

Well, if you're gonna get re-incarnated, being reincarnated as a privileged white kid is really the ultimate..

Blonde Goddess said...

I bow to you! Incredible post!

Keith said...

Lisa Whelchel looks good in a beard.

dguzman said...

Hey, I had a big pre-gay crush on Blair, ever since she was in the new Mickey Mouse Club! Of course, now she's a big old jeebus freak.