Welcome to the USA under Sharia law! President Obama used all the right code words in his speech in the Middle East to let the Muslim mullahs and Imams know that as soon as he gets back to the USA, which by the way will soon become known as the Muslim States of America, he is going to toss out the Constitution and institute Sharia law and force us all to become radical Muslims.Yipee!!! No more juicy delicious pork! No more portrait painting or other representational art! Bring on the burkas! Bring on the Muslim beanies! Beards for everyone! It's truly a happy blessed day in our land! Finally we'll get that brand of radical Islamist government the right wing promised us we would, oh happy day! Too bad Glen Beck, Bill Orally, Mann Coulter, Mike Malkkkin, and Rush 'I'm a drug addict' Limbaugh won't live long enough to enjoy seeing President Obama add Nancy Pelosi and Michelle Bachman to his harem of white wives. Beck and the rest won't see it because they'll be beheaded by some gay dudes who got married by a lesbian mullah in bikini.
Allah akbar!
6 comments:
I most look forward to the stoning of disobedient women.
Yes, and let's give the Taliban credit for preserving the modesty of these unworthy women as they undergo their just punishments. I saw a TV news segment which showed one Taliban hero flogging the bejesus out of a prone teenage girl while the other sat on her legs and held her garments down to prevent any unseemly displays of skin as she thrashed in agony. Would American guys be this thoughtful? I ask you!
I'm cool with the no pork thing.
"lesbian mullah in a bikini"...oh the visual is hilarious.
Beards? So we don't have to shave? Nice. Bring it.
I will fight to keep mah bacon. sorry, that's just how it is.
How do you expect us to combat swine flu without bacon?
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