Showing posts with label Muslim States of America. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Muslim States of America. Show all posts

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Allah akbar!

Welcome to the USA under Sharia law! President Obama used all the right code words in his speech in the Middle East to let the Muslim mullahs and Imams know that as soon as he gets back to the USA, which by the way will soon become known as the Muslim States of America, he is going to toss out the Constitution and institute Sharia law and force us all to become radical Muslims.


Yipee!!! No more juicy delicious pork! No more portrait painting or other representational art! Bring on the burkas! Bring on the Muslim beanies! Beards for everyone! It's truly a happy blessed day in our land! Finally we'll get that brand of radical Islamist government the right wing promised us we would, oh happy day! Too bad Glen Beck, Bill Orally, Mann Coulter, Mike Malkkkin, and Rush 'I'm a drug addict' Limbaugh won't live long enough to enjoy seeing President Obama add Nancy Pelosi and Michelle Bachman to his harem of white wives. Beck and the rest won't see it because they'll be beheaded by some gay dudes who got married by a lesbian mullah in bikini.


Allah akbar!