When do the Muslim terrorists take over?
When does American business fall to it's knees?
When does government get in people's way like Sarah Palin told us it would?
When does all the wealth get redistributed?
When do we switch to socialized medicine?
When do we switch to socialism period?
When does Bill Ayers face go on the dollar bill?
Where is my copy of the Koran and which mosque do I attend?
When will all the churches be closed?
How do I help round up all the pregnant women so that they can have the abortions they've always dreamed about?
What time are we surrendering in the war on terror?
How quickly can we start blaming Bill Clinton for the mess Obama just inherited?
When will Keith Olbermann become head of the FCC?
Someone please get back to me on those burning question ASAP. In the mean time while I wait for the answers I'm going to burn some American flags and persecute some Baptists. Yee haa! I love having a Marxist President!
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I got an 8 page diatribe from the Heritage Foundation today. They think that the sky is falling. What a bunch of nutjobs.
all i want to know is when is pot gonna be legal (well, actually my hubby wants to know)!
I got a letter today from the White House telling me I had 30 days to file for a divorce. They are forcing me to marry a hairy French lesbian and John to marry a gay man from Iran. Those bastards didn't waste any time!
The NRA is going into high gear too.
Closing all the churches isn't such a bad idea actually. Snark in cheek...
I can feel myself slipping over to the darkside....I think those science folks might just have a point....
What I'd like to know is, what are they going to do when none of that stuff happens? It's kind of like the people who said the end of the world was coming... yesterday. Oops. Recalculating...
Actually, some of those ideas don't sound all that bad. Redistributing the wealth, socialized medicine, women getting abortions if they want them... hmmm...
Brilliant questions, sir. Isn't it nice to NOT have to ask, "When are my bloggy pals and I gonna be arrested and put into Gitmo for our latest posts?"
I really do feel freer. It's wild!
There a cartoon over at 23/6 on Huffington Post called "Get Your War On" that explained many of the things that were about to happen. There's a black guy over in Accounts Receivable who tells his white work buddy all the stuff that's about to happen, including taking all the guns from the white folks and giving them to the black folks.
One of my favorites is
Accounts Receivable: And all y'all are going to have to wear dashikis.
Accounts Payable: OH, NO!!!
AR: You know what that is?
AP: It's like one of those little moustaches, right?
AR: Sure, man, whatever scares you the most.
Several of the things on the list actually would be excellent ideas.
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