Showing posts with label the Obama era. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the Obama era. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Now that Obama is President...

...when do the gay marriages start?
When do the Muslim terrorists take over?
When does American business fall to it's knees?
When does government get in people's way like Sarah Palin told us it would?
When does all the wealth get redistributed?
When do we switch to socialized medicine?
When do we switch to socialism period?
When does Bill Ayers face go on the dollar bill?
Where is my copy of the Koran and which mosque do I attend?
When will all the churches be closed?
How do I help round up all the pregnant women so that they can have the abortions they've always dreamed about?
What time are we surrendering in the war on terror?
How quickly can we start blaming Bill Clinton for the mess Obama just inherited?
When will Keith Olbermann become head of the FCC?

Someone please get back to me on those burning question ASAP. In the mean time while I wait for the answers I'm going to burn some American flags and persecute some Baptists. Yee haa! I love having a Marxist President!