Thursday, December 18, 2008

Hey young lady, what do you want for Christmas?

"I just want to rub your Buddha belly Dr. Monkey."
"I want my top to stop falling off. It only happens when good looking guys and monkeys with doctorates are around me."

"I want to be untied so I can throw my shoes and a brick at that dunderheaded President of yours."

"Oh great, since I'm the yoga chick I get to say that I want all that peace and harmony on earth sutff. Well, okay, I want that stuff but I also want a Mercedes Benz too. And I want the high keening sound in my head to stop."

"I want another pair of these boots that I've got on. Only this time, I want some in white leather."

4 comments:

Bacon Lady said...

The women in the last picture looks like a sad Sigourney Weaver.

dguzman said...

Bacon Lady's right--I thought so too. I'm guessing she's a Bond Girl, what with the outfit. Was Sig ever a Bond Girl?

Anonymous said...

All reasonable requests.

Elizabeth said...

That's an awful lot of sexy ladies, Monkey.