- Grind it up and snort it.
- Freeze it and make Turkey Pops.
- Use it in poultices.
- Bury it in the backyard and never speak of it again.
- Make a nice warm hat out of it.
- Mail it to someone you love.
- Drive it to Walla Walla, Washington.
- Breathe life into it and call it Mimi.
- Take it out and just stare at it.
- Buy it some nice shoes.
- Caress it.
- Enroll it in parochial school.
- Slap the ol' Vulcan mind meld on it and see what's on it's mind.
- Use it in your meat sculpture.
- Get it stoned and then set it free.
- Indulge in a Turkey-tini.
- Tell it the good news about Jesus Christ.
- Dress it up and pretend it's your child.
- Unionize it.
- Read a novel to it.
- Sing arias in it's general vicinity.
- Make good luck charms out of it.
- Tattoo it.
- Teach it a foreign language.
- Introduce it to a Tofurkey.
Sunday, November 30, 2008
What to do with that leftover turkey
This list may be a few days late but feel free to copy it and use it later. Here's what you can do with that leftover turkey:
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How about having it run for Gov. of Alaska? If not I'm championing #15.
I lovingly and erotically enjoy the turkey sandwich.
I know. I need to get out more, don't I?
All attractive options, but three words:
Turkey pot pie.
I like to set it atop my Christmas tree instead of an angel or star.
As D. Debil says, Turkey Pot Pie (especially when Luminiferous Ether makes it - yum.)
I did one of those things.
Turkey pot pie. What a coincidence: It's what's for dinner tonight.
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