In other news, John McCain shouted angry epithets at children who dared to tresspass at one of his many homes. He was overheard muttering, "Grrr, fire bad! Kids bad too!"
Saturday, November 1, 2008
This just in...
...this past Halloween a tall scary looking black man dressed up as a Marxist socialist was seen in the streets of Chicago teaching his daughter how to swindle hard working Americans out of their candy.
In other news, John McCain shouted angry epithets at children who dared to tresspass at one of his many homes. He was overheard muttering, "Grrr, fire bad! Kids bad too!"
In other news, John McCain shouted angry epithets at children who dared to tresspass at one of his many homes. He was overheard muttering, "Grrr, fire bad! Kids bad too!"
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What a good-looking family! You guys should elect him for that alone.
One of the things that really impresses me about Obama is his ability to put his key priorities first - in the middle of the last weeks of the campaign, taking time to visit his dying grandmother - and taking time to take his daughter trick-or-treating. This is a man who knows how to prioritize and still get things done, and who treasures his values.
Seriously, Barack and his family can trick or treat at my house anytime. I'm in Chicago. Of course, I'll ask if he will take a picture with me, which I think would be a fair trade.
On another note, I remember having my candy examined by my parents and the good stuff disappearing. How much would it suck to have your candy picked through by the Secret Service too?
And yes, I love that he prioritizes time to still do regular family stuff. That and his calmness throughout the campaign tell me all I need to know. I love that there are no stories about Barack going off on some campaign staffer or Congressmen or whomever.
I've said it before - this man has run the most organized, credible campaign I have ever seen. He makes me want to change my opinion of men and - multitasking!
Monkey, get it right: He's a Commie Muslim.
:P
I was just joking up there^^
McCain has at least eight more front doors than most people, I wonder how he managed to turn kids away from all of them at once?
Obama makes me so kvelly, I get the chills. He LOOOOOOOOOVES his family sooo much! The election is days away and he's trick or treating with his kids. Could you plotz? He's the true face of Amuuurica. Scratch that. Once he's in office AMERICA! yay.
OMG, I just creamed my panties.
That's one slick, fine-lookin' dude. And he makes me PROUD to say "that's MY president!"
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