Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Father of the year?

This guy is more like candidate for sterilization if you ask me. I volunteer to hold him down while his wife cuts off his balls, hey this is the "volunteer" state after all, so I'm just doing my duty as a citizen.


(Fez tip to my blog and real life friend Snad for alerting me to this story.)

23 comments:

Missy said...

Disturbing.

Joe said...

Wow. I guess McCain's choice of Palin as running mate has clearly energized someone. I wonder what the reaction was from the people he called for "prayer support"?

Mnmom said...

I smell a divorce coming on . .

Little Merry Sunshine said...

My FAVORITE lines:

"I haven’t broken the news to her yet,” Ciptak said.

“As of right now, I’m just trying to get up enough nerve to tell her what I’ve done and hope for the best. I hope I’m still living to tell the tale tomorrow. She thought it was a done deal with Ava Grace."

Okay, he's too chickenshit to tell his wife, but he's a-okay with calling the local paper? Uh huh.

I hope his daughter grows up to be the biggest liberal around.

Reading this story hurt my brain.

Gifted Typist said...

oh please!

Claire said...

Holy cannoli.

Anonymous said...

Nobody can be that stupid or careless sober. The American Red Cross had better review his references after a drug screen.

K.Line said...

Divorce is so in his future.

Sudeaux Lux said...

WTF?! Thanks for embarrassing me yet, again, Carter County.

Anonymous said...

Damn, talk about setting your kid up for certain failure.

Blueberry said...

Why not just name the kid "Liar Bimbo Moose Pot Pie Noun Verb POW Bomb Iran"?

Jaliya said...

That poor child. She'll *never* live this down.

Katie Schwartz said...

“I took one for the cause,” said Ciptak. “I can’t give a lot of financial support for the (McCain/Palin) campaign. I do have a sign up in my yard, but I can do very little. Is this going to change the course of the election? I doubt it. But it’s something that I did to help out the campaign and the cause. … This is a little token to the McCain camp, and we are strong supporters of that ticket.”

He is a selfish, stupid prick. I would de-peen him, shove a smokin' hot poker up his ass and force feed him the menstrual blood of cows.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHD.

Fran said...

Such a good sign of his character that he did this without mentioning it to his wife.

Loser.

Elizabeth said...

Oh, the humanity.

Or, lack thereof.

Anonymous said...

Destined to be a victim of incest.

Anonymous said...

A Boy Named Sue, A Girl Named Sarah Palin. Oh yeah, she's going to grow up to become a member of the ACLU, the Sierra Club, the Democratic Party, and PFLAG. Not only that, she'll shove that idiot of a father in a home when his time comes.

DivaJood said...

She will hate growing up with an asterisk beside her name. Lizzie Borden, move over.

barbie2be said...

are there really people THAT stupid out there? naming his kid that name doesn't do anything for "the cause". it only serves to show america that he is an idiot.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Okay first of all, the kid's nickname will be "Loser by Landslide" and my bet is that she'll grow up to be a lesbian of Sapphic proportions with a father that ignorant and controlling.

Suzy said...

"Why not just name the kid "Liar Bimbo Moose Pot Pie Noun Verb POW Bomb Iran"?"

Insert a couple of "alsos" into there. Thanks for the laugh.

Freida Bee said...

And, how is this any of our business?

Just kidding.

I would steal little Sarah Palin off in the night and never see that moron again if he were my husband.

Odile said...

WTF!!!???..... poor, poor girl she will need a very good therapy when she grows older. :´(