Endorsements for McCain and birthday wishes for me have come pouring in in the last few hours

The evil clones of Oliver Willis that the RNC has made have refused to endorse McCain as of yet but they have approved this message, "Happy birthday Dr. Monkey, you old white dude you."

The O'Keefe brothers shouted during a lull in their constant fighting that they endorse McCain but they refused to wish me a happy birthday. The little Irish bastards, I'll get them, I swear I will!

Jan, the disembodied head lady, just wishes she had a body. She could care less about me or McCain.
Offset duplicator has come out for McCainbut early '60's photo copier has decided to just wish me a happy 46th birthday.

Rocky Hansen, Juvenile Deliquent of the year, has come out for McCain.
"McCain bought me a pack of smokes. And he bought me some of that hard lemonade shit. I'm buzzing like crazy on the nicotine and the alky-hall. The old fart also said that if he got elected he'd get me a hooker so that I could touch her boobies and stuff. So hell yeah, I'm endorsing him. What have you ever done for me monkey breath?"

So take that Obama campaign, not so big with your Colin Powell endorsment now are you?