Thursday, September 18, 2008

Who's a fat bastard?

Me. I'm a fat bastard.

UPDATE: That's not actually our place. I took that picture of myself in a funky antique store just before I broke a vase.

One day after we get moved in our new to us house I'll take some photos and share them with you all.

32 comments:

Missy said...

Cute shop and blogger!

Anonymous said...

Hiya Dr. Monkey, nice to meet you & your stuff in person(ish)!

Life As I Know It Now said...

Are you in a beauty salon or something? I don't "get" the background.

Snad said...

And a serious one at that!

GETkristiLOVE said...

Excuse me sir, you are my lovable fat bastard!

Karen said...

Welcome to the club although I suppose I'm technically a fat bitch? :) Ah, you're a handsome devil. As for the fat? Just more of ya to luv. From the sounds of the comments above, you're getting lots of that! :) I just realized I've used two (yes 2!) smiley faces in one comment. I must be ill. Or I'm turning into one of those people.

Some Guy said...

I don't think I've seen your picture before, Dr. We share a similar fashion sense.

Angry Ballerina said...

Nice plaid.

Anonymous said...

It looks like you're on the set of a John Waters movie. Where are you?

Jay Allbritton said...

Me too, monkey. Keep up the fight against the fat, bro.

Elizabeth said...

Hubba Hubba!
:D

I'm so glad to see you! Great glasses.

K.Line said...

I love meeting my blog friends in pictures! Doncha know you gotta keep you hands by your sides :-) (As someone's mother, I get to say this at least twice a day!)

Ed said...

It disturbs me to hear you describe yourself that way. Weight is not a measure of one's value as a human being. Further, in our society it is still considered okay to discriminate based on body type/weight etc., which is not right. The word "fat" is a loaded one and usually used in a very uncomplimentary manner. Etc, etc, etc...

Did you have to pay for the vase?

dguzman said...

I wanna be a fat bastard just like Monkey!

Dr Zibbs said...

Seems like Ed must be fatter than you....just kidding. About you..not Ed. Also, what is that doll on the bottom right? Looks like a sea captain or something.

Ubermilf said...

You're a fat bastard? So you must be the one who absconded with millions of ill-gotten gains leaving the taxpayers to clean up your mess while you live comfortably on your golden parachute money.

That wasn't you? Then you are neither as fat nor as big a bastard as you think.

Whiskeymarie said...

Quit being so hard on yourself, mister. I mean it- stop.
Don't make me send Dr. Phil to your house to cheer you up.

Now, buy me something cute and retro from that shop- I'm redecorating, you know.

Anonymous said...

Hey, let's start a fat bastard's club!

Sudeaux Lux said...

Did you go "Borat" on that antique shop?

Mnmom said...

Can women be fat bastards? Say it loud and proud my man!!!
Did you get my swag yet?

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Good idea Fred but I'm telling you now, no evangelizing or proselytizing.

Anonymous said...

Agreed! We rely on attraction rather than promotion.

Snad said...

I wanna be in the fat bastard club too!

Ed said...

Dr. Zibbs: Let's just say I'm heavier than I'd like to be and leave it at that. It's hard to fight genetics. There's a picture of me over on the left side of Dr. Monkey's blog. The Official House Band of Monkey Muck! I'm second from the left.

Micgar said...

damn you look serious!

Sparkleneely said...

Hey Dr. Monkey! Good to see you!

I want to hear the story about breaking the vase.

Bridget Jones said...

Well hello sweet thing! Thanks for the pic!

Who's the antique fan?

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Ed-Calm down my friend. If I want to call myself 'fat' it's okay. My big belly is part of who I am and I am not ashamed of it. I am, as you are and as all people are, allowed to poke fun at themselves, and frankly we all should do it more often and maybe if we did the whole planet would lighten up.

No I didn't have to pay for the vase, the owner sheepishly said she should not have put it on the top shelf where someone like me could have knocked it off so easily. She was really nice about the whole thing and she seemed more concerned that I was okay and not her vase.

Gifted Typist said...

And here I used to think you were the cute woman in the sidebar of this blog....

C.J. said...

You're not fat - you're fluffy ;-).

Freida Bee said...

My guy with a big belly likes my big booty, so all is well in the universe.

Oh yea, and rrraarr.

Ed said...

Sorry, I didn't mean to sound un-calm. Lot's of larger people feel pretty bad about themselves and I didn't realize you were just poking fun. I agree that most people take themselves too seriously and a little humor directed at ourselves is good. Once again, sorry about that.