Tuesday, August 26, 2008

She said, he said

Michelle Obama on the first night of the convention: "I love my family and I love my country."
Karl Rove's response: "No you don't. Only Republicans love their country. Your love of country is not adequate. Only Republicans love their country enough to break every law they can to keep themselves in power. Only Republicans love their country enough to keep a perpetual war going so that corporations can make more money off the taxpayers. Only Republicans love their country enough to keep millions of people disenfranchised so that we can steal every election. And don't forget this you angry black lesbian, Republicans are the only ones who God loves. Now you run along and tell that uppity husband of yours to go fetch me a piece of the Constitution so I can wipe my ass with it."

14 comments:

Missy said...

Rove has terrible taste in ties.

dguzman said...

He's also a lot paunchier than that guy.

Snad said...

Did anyone really expect Rover to embrace anything she says? I wouldn't know what to do if he did!

Mnmom said...

Right on brother!!!!!
If only that pic were true - I've been waiting so very, very long.

Elizabeth said...

Dr. Monkey is fired up, and I LOVE it!

Ubermilf said...

I know you didn't mean to, Monkey, but you're going to give me nightmares about that evil demented Mr. Weatherbee look-a-like.

Make the scary man go away.

Mnmom said...

Hey! Isn't that a young Wilfred Brimley making the arrest?

Dean Wormer said...

I love that picture.

MommyLisa said...

Does Karl Rove wipe his ass?

Bradda said...

I'm gonna miss this blog!! Peace to you Dr. Monkey...I'm out.

Dr Zibbs said...

Hillary sucks.

Anonymous said...

Great post Dr. Von Monkenstein! To hell with the TurdB!

Madam Z said...

Maybe my own "love of country is not adequate," but my love of this post is more than adequate. I especially enjoyed your Karl Rove quote. "Now you run along and tell that uppity husband of yours to go fetch me a piece of the Constitution so I can wipe my ass with it." I can picture him saying that.

Micgar said...

Monkey-like mnmom said-if only that were a real photo and not 'shopped! We can dream can't we!?