Saturday, August 30, 2008

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Sarah.

Sarah who?

Sarah a cynical old panderer in the house who's running for President on the Republican ticket?

Why yes there is! His name is John Bush McCain and if he thinks women will vote for him now because he's named a female who's a far right anti abortion creationist his running mate then he's sadly mistaken.

Thanks. We're here all week.

Don't forget to tip your waitress.

18 comments:

Jay Allbritton said...

Best Sarah Palin knock knock joke ever.

Karen said...

When I first heard she was anti-abortion, I didn't think much of it. I'm not one to usually judge another's personal values but then I heard on CNN (not always the most reliable, I know) that she was against ALL abortions. Even in the case of rape and incest. Stunned, I was. I'm tempted to say, congratulations President Obama!!! However, what if this turns out to be smart gamble by old McCain and she ends up shocking us all? I'm a bit scared.

Mnmom said...

Just because the mainstream media says it's a "brilliant" move doesn't make it so. She's horrifically inexperienced, and too far right for the common man. I'm so insulted as a woman I could spit nails, but not publicly of course.

Sherry Pasquarello said...

it angers and scares me, both!

Bacon Lady said...

HA!!

I don't know who I'm more angry with.

The McCain camp for thinking some women will vote on his ticket because he pulled the vagina card or the women who will actually fall for it.

Little Merry Sunshine said...

I haven't heard anyone in the MSM say it was a brilliant move, except the far right wing "neutral" commentators.

In fact, I have heard a number of interviews with some guy from an Anchorage paper saying she was not up for the job.

Plus, there was an interview with Palin on CNBC at the end of July that CNN showed yesterday (and I can't find online anywhere) where she actually said she liked to get a lot done and she didn't think that as VP she could do that. She just didn't think there would be enough to keep her busy and satisfied on the job. And THIS is the woman he chose?

I guess what gets me upset the most is that McCain had only met her 1 time before he decided to put her on the ticket. That's a pretty big decision there. You're saying "this is the person I want to replace me if I should die or have to resign" and I want this person by my side for the next 4 or 8 years and you can only be bothered to meet them 1 time?

Really?

This is the best he could find?

Elizabeth said...

This photo scared the living (and dead) CR@P out of me, Dr. Monkey! I haven't had enough coffee to be able to handle heinous things like this so early in the morning. I'm going to wash my brain out with soap now.

Life As I Know It Now said...

I'm in!

The more I learn about Palin's policy stances the more I am convinced that no true Hillary Clinton supporter could cross over to vote for her. Only the truly crazy would vote for someone just because they had a V rather than a P for genitals. Hillary is definitely pro-choice, for green technologies rather than more oil dependence and gosh there are just a ton of other differences between Clinton and Palin. They are not comparable in any way except for the fact of them being female.

On a side note--hubby and I are going to some flea markets and I'll look to see if I can find any Monkey prizes for ya.

Suzy said...

Thanks for the chuckle.

I think it is a pick that is both political and cynical, and it demeans women everywhere.

Hey, will this be the Promise Keeper ticket?

D. Debil said...
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Barbara Bruederlin said...

Even her vagina is not going to save you, McCain!

D. Debil said...
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Angry Ballerina said...

Her very loose vagina. 5 fucking kids!? Omg, its a breeder. Shoot me. Just fucking SHOOT ME.

Distributorcap said...

from trophy wife to trophy veep
mccain just keeps filling his maniacal mantle

what a douche!

DivaJood said...

But she's okay with shooting endangered species, I'm just saying.

S.M. Elliott said...

Gawd, she frightens me. Looks like her dentures might fly out and bite the cameraman to death.

Missy said...

I am with SME.

Sarah better watch out or her fancy glasses will get bitten right off.

Snad said...

The first thought that went through my head when I heard of McCain's VP pick:
"She wears a lot of make-up. I wonder if he'll call her a cunt, too."