"I could care less if McCain knows how many houses he owns. What care about is getting me a 40 ouncer of Budweiser and shaggin' McCains ol' lady while her arm is still in that sling. Now, how about you give me some spare change I can believe in or I'll whip your ass with my good arm."
Friday, August 22, 2008
It's time to check in with the one armed carny
"I could care less if McCain knows how many houses he owns. What care about is getting me a 40 ouncer of Budweiser and shaggin' McCains ol' lady while her arm is still in that sling. Now, how about you give me some spare change I can believe in or I'll whip your ass with my good arm."
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9 comments:
forget the shag, I want to shake her hand - but only right now. She really should have gone with a fist bump instead.
Well that will add to the fear factor of any carnival ride!
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Oh god, I think I have to vomit!
It's not every one-armed carny who can pull off that shade of purple.
I think this dude works at every carnival in North America. Along with the guy who looks like Abe Lincoln and sells Ninja knives, plastic Bart Simpson/Slayer wallets, and snakes.
I am a Carny Lover.
I know that guy.
He wants to shag Cindy McFossil? That guy gives carnies a bad name.
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