It's called the "truth-o-scope" and it makes you forget all about the stories that they don't want to cover. It makes you focus only on what they want you to know and after hours and hours of being bombarded by this device you have a desire to stop thinking for yourself, an enormous hunger for Cheetos, and an unholy lust for Joe Scarborough. It's rumored to work especially well on gullible right wing voters who are easily scared and just as easily duped by idiot politicians.
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I think that photo was originally shortlisted for the Fox News logo.
You think that gadget exist in Mexico?
But the truth is that is not needed, the soup operas and football (soccer) did the jobs pretty well.
You can tell it's powerful. Look out those waves on the right!
Is that Ralph Reed at the helm?? We are screwed.
It gets rid of kidney stones too, I hear.
It's most fun when the dial is twiddled all the up to SEX.
Mmm... Cheetos.
You can just feel the fascism in those waves!
I am so going to steal that picture...
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