If you do then we can expect exchanges like this one-
Bush McCain: My friends, I want to introduce my running mate, Greasy Giuliani.
Greasy Giuliani: 9/11 everybody!
BM: My friends that's all he says, and that why I picked him.
GG: I was picking on 9/11.
BM: I had a POW camp flashback on 9/11.
GG: I was a POW on 9/11.
BM: My friends, I was never a POW.
GG: I was never 9/11 but on 9/11 I 9/11ed.
BM: My friends, my opponent the uppity black boy who may or may not be a muslim but he sure is black, hello West Virginia and Kentucky and Alabama are you listening?, my opponent is a black man...Where the hell was I?
GG: 9/11. I know where I was on 9/11.
BM: I was resting on 9/11.
GG: People were arrested on 9/11.
BM: My friends I was never arrested, except for those times when I was.
GG: I arrested you on 9/11.
Bush McCain: And here we've come full circle, my life has done a complete 360 since I was arrested by law and order Greasy Giuliani on 9/11. I made it out of his POW camp alive and so here we stand before you ready to lead America in the 20th century. Vote for me!
Greasy Giuliani: Vote 9/11!
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Too funny. That would be awesome if he picked Giuliani; I'd also love for him to pick Condi.
Two ghouls for the price of one. Perfect.
Julie Aniie = Numberwang!
911! 911! 911!
NUMBERWANG!
How appropriate that Bush McCain's initials are BM.
Voting for McSame is voting for more 9/11.
Why do you hate freedom?? 9-11!!!
Oh barf. I knew Rudy Ghouliani couldn't stay away from the spotlight for too much longer. This would be like a match made in hell, or Cheney's bowels--same diff.
oh please pleaesl please pick rudy or huckapoo
Great picture of two whores.
That would just make my week. No, my month-- maybe even my life if McCain picked Rudy or Huckabee. It would make McGovern's 1972 mammoth loss look like nothing.
You are such a clever little monkey! I hope BM chooses YOU for his VP. Jane Goodall could be Secretary of State.
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