Just wait until they find a body of water...those things swim like the dickens!
I believe they have evolved enough to not only turn on the oven but drive your truck. Be very vigilant.
Oh good lord! No wonder I couldn't sleep last night! I KNEW something or someone was after me.
Maybe they're learning to drive so they will be ready to help you move when the time comes.
I wonder what the neighbors think..."Honey, bring the kids inside! That crazy Monkey's out there playing with his oven mitts again!"
teeth. do they have teeth?or just ray guns?
Ummm, what makes you think they don't know how to drive? They were clever enough to break out of the Big House, after all.
Ha! I knew you were going somewhere with this one.
Not knowing how to drive doesn't stop me; why should it stop an oven mitt?
I would like to know what your neighbors think of you....
Angry-Most of them hate me. They despise all the liberal and pro peace stickers on my truck.
As soon as they get opposable thumb mitts, they'll be driving all right.
Don't worry--they can't afford the gas either.
I would shit on their lawns then.
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And they headed straight for my truck.
It's a good thing they don't know how to drive.
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Just wait until they find a body of water...those things swim like the dickens!
I believe they have evolved enough to not only turn on the oven but drive your truck. Be very vigilant.
Oh good lord! No wonder I couldn't sleep last night! I KNEW something or someone was after me.
Maybe they're learning to drive so they will be ready to help you move when the time comes.
I wonder what the neighbors think...
"Honey, bring the kids inside! That crazy Monkey's out there playing with his oven mitts again!"
teeth. do they have teeth?
or just ray guns?
Ummm, what makes you think they don't know how to drive? They were clever enough to break out of the Big House, after all.
Ha! I knew you were going somewhere with this one.
Not knowing how to drive doesn't stop me; why should it stop an oven mitt?
I would like to know what your neighbors think of you....
Angry-Most of them hate me. They despise all the liberal and pro peace stickers on my truck.
As soon as they get opposable thumb mitts, they'll be driving all right.
Don't worry--they can't afford the gas either.
I would shit on their lawns then.
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