"Of course we're going to vote for him, he's going to cut our taxes further than Bush the Idiot did."
"Hi, some of you know me as No_Slappz, this is my girlfriend. I'm taking her supper just like I take her Social Security check every month. We're both big McCain fans. McCain not Hussein!"
"We're the heads of Kids for McCain. Don't tell anyone but we're 19th century kids."
"McCain is so young and virile compared to us. We dream of him scooping us up in his horseless carriage and keeping us safe from the threat of red savages."
"Bwaaak, bwaak!"
"Yo, all us douchebags are voting McCain. After all, he's giant douche himself, just ask his first wife and the kids he had with her."
"I'm crushing my nose."
"We're praying that death takes us soon. If not then we'll vote for McCain. But to be honest, we'd rather just die than vote for that blowhard flip flopping gas bag."
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"Yo-the "W" I'm forming means weasel-ass, John McCain-votin jerk."
I wouldn't count on many seniors voting for McCain after Bush's prescription drug plan has ruined their lives.
Only Thurston and Lovey Howell, or those who dream of becoming Thurston and/or Lovey Howell, will vote for him while bleating, "Taxes! Oh, my precious wealth!"
Those last people probably have the right idea...unfortunately.
I refuse to believe that those nice chickens would vote for him! Seeing as they are not locked up in cages and so fat that they can't carry their own weight, they must be hippy-free range Obama chickens!
So...I take it you won't be voting for McDouche?
Even chickens aren't crazy enough to vote repuglican.
Oh boy, I hope Slappy comes by today and tries to throw down with you! Get him, Monkey!
I think those chickens were planted by the McSame camp so he could get a few softballs in the townhall meeting.
Fowl Jihadists!
Hmm... I may be wrong, but I am not sure that "Bwaaak, bwaak!" can be considered an endorsement.
The "bwaaak bwaak" says it all about McCain.
Yep. Perfect.
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