Friday, April 25, 2008

Bush McCain's war on poverty revealed at last!


First, he's going to rid the country of poor people by sending them to Iraq.  He figures that it'll take 100 years to get all of our country's poor people killed over there.

Second, he's going to cut taxes on the rich so that they get richer and they never become poor.

Third, if you don't like his plan he'll get a blow torch and a few crack pipe hittin' brothers and they'll go medieval on your ass.  

If this plan sounds a lot like what Bush Jr is doing now, it's not coincidence.  The reason the plans are so similar is because Bush Jr and Bush McCain are exactly the same.  If you like what we've got now, then McCain is your man.  

Vote Obama in '08.

3 comments:

Dean Wormer said...

Third, if you don't like his plan he'll get a blow torch and a few crack pipe hittin' brothers and they'll go medieval on your ass.

It's kind of our own fault though for sticking him in a gimp costume, putting a gag ball in his mouth and stuffing him in a trunk.

D. Prince said...

I SO wish I could vote!

Anonymous said...

Their noses look so similar.