Sunday, March 23, 2008

The true message of easter

I'm sorry to inform you all that this morning Jesus rose from the dead, walked outside the cave, and he saw his shadow. That means we've got to put up with another year of christianity. Damn.

14 comments:

Distributorcap said...

ouch

i just fell off my chair from laughing so hard

that was the funniest f-ing thing i have read in a LONG time

Whiskeymarie said...

Next year we need to do a better job of sealing that cave up, that's all I'm sayin'.

Ubermilf said...

I wasn't aware anyone had been practicing Christianity.

D. Prince said...

I couldn't agree more! Of course, I couldn't make it sound that funny if my life depended on it.

Missy said...

Zubas have risen from the dead too....the apocalypse is nigh!

dguzman said...

Dammit.

Dr. Zaius said...

Ha! I saw that movie! I think that Bill Murray was in it.

Ed said...

That's funny. Saw his shadow...

vikkitikkitavi said...

I wish I had written that joke. Dang.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

D Cap-A man your age has to be careful when ansd where he falls, you might break a hip. :)

Whiskey-I agree. Let's use some Crazy Glue next year.

Ubermilf-I know I haven't. I gave up Christianity for lent many many years ago.

D. prince-Wow, I didn't know you read me. I thought ours was a one way relationship where I read you and you ignored me.

Missy-Jesus wore Zubaz!

DGuzman-My thoughts exactly.

Dr. Z-Yes, he played a pilot if I'm not mistaken.

Ed-Dang sun.

Vikki-You write some pretty damn good jokes yourself Miss Thang.

Freida Bee said...

Did Jesus eat the groundhog?

I fear the Easter Bunny may be next.

barbie2be said...

*snort*

katecontinued said...

That is the best I have ever read or seen. Thank you so much.

NotSoccer Mom said...

i'm with whiskey marie on this one!