Monkey in the middle

My Jewess Princess Katie tagged me with the Middle Name Meme. The deal is you have to give a different fact about your self starting with the letters of your middle name. Here goes:

J- My middle name is James. My Mom saddled me with two Biblical names. I was named after the first christian martyr and the brother of Jesus. Religion has been plaguing me since the day I was freakin' born.

A- After making a .075 GPA in my first semester in college due to excessive partying, I made three A's and two B's the next semester.

M- One of my favorite comic book series ever was the early 70's version of Manhunter from DC comics. It was self contained in about 6 or so issues and the art and story line blew my young mind. It was where I first learned the word "Gotterdammerung." I didn't understand what it meant but it sounded so cool, since it had "damm" in it I thought it was a swear word so I used it as such. When I found out what it really meant, it means 'twilight of the gods,' I thought it was an even cooler word than before.

E- I hate how elephants have become the symbol of the Republican party. The more we learn about these incredible animals the less they seem like the right animal to represent such greedy arrogant fuckers. I think a more appropriate animal for them to use as the symbol of their party would be a pig or maybe a weasel.

S- Salem Lights was the first brand of cigarettes that I smoked. I soon grew to hate menthols so I quit smoking them and I switched to Vantage, then Marlboros and finally I settled on Marlboro Lights. I smoked cigarettes for 24 years and I smoked the other stuff for almost as long, but now I smoke neither.

I haven't tagged anyone in a while so I'll tag MNMom, her sister Cheesecake Maven, and Suzy.