When things get too hectic out there on the campaign trail my running mate and I enjoy doing some modern dancing. It calms us down and relaxes us. What do our opponents do to calm down and relax at the end of a long day?- Dr. Zaius performs lobotomies.
- Dr. Smith enjoys a bracing game of "pop the zit."
- The iSplotchy gets stoned.
- The Evil Dictator sits naked and giggles like a school girl hopped up on Cherry Coke and Twinkies while he watches FOX News .
- I forgot who the rest of the losers were who are running against us but they do bad bad stuff to "relax." Stuff like drown little animals and patronize truck stop hookers.
Monkey/Love are the lords of the dance and your only sane choice to lead this country back to greatness.
7 comments:
The only sane choice,
the only sexy choice,
the only choice that lets you get jiggy wit' it!
I'm feeling it. Definitely.
You've been tagged Doctor.
How do you keep your fez in place whilst dancing like that?
Oh my. It's not "lobotomy" it's "bottle in front of me."
I'm beginning to suspect that try as you might, you are still feeling disappointment rather than happiness in your underwear.
My best,
Germaine.
Barbara--it's the bobby pins. They're a real lifesaver.
It takes a very secure man-monkey to appear in a costume like that one.
Anyone running on the "modern dance" platform whilst wearing tights has my vote.
Perhaps you could do a little interpretive number for us about your views on truck stop hookers?
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