Saturday, February 23, 2008

Hoax?

I can't tell you how much I despise and do not trust this man:I could care less what he did 16 years ago to help put a Democrat in the White House. He's a lying weasel who should not be trusted because he married that flat chested Republican viper Marty Matalin. Anyone who has soft spot of romantic feelings for that nutty Nazi woman should not be let within 100 miles of a Democratic party Presidential campaign. He'd squeal to her about anything and everything he knows once they get in the torture chamber they call their bedroom.

What's got my boxers in a knot to day about them is that his crazy wife, who is an aide to Darth Cheney and who wants Scooter Libby to be pardoned by the way, has gone on TV and said that the climate change that we are causing is an unscientific hoax.

Umm, Marty, it's the other way around, all the sound science on the matter says that it's not a hoax but that it's real and it's soon to be irreversible. The hoax is that people like you and ExxonMobil and Dick Cheney who all make money off doing things that have caused this climate crisis keep saying it's not happening.
Maybe the guy who sold his soul so he could be on both sides of power all the time should tell his "Precious" that she's wrong and that they had better get on the side of the people on this issue. Oh wait, I forgot, she cut his nuts off the day they married so that she could control him. Maybe that nutty woman thinks the following things are hoaxes too:
  1. Organ transplants.
  2. The moon landing.
  3. Suspension bridges.
  4. Academic achievements by African Americans.
  5. The Weather Channel.

Actually Marty, not that you read my blog anyway but here goes nonetheless, here is a list of things that are hoaxes:

  1. Trickle down economics.
  2. The economic theories of Milton Friedman.
  3. The Bush war on terror.
  4. A permanent Republican majority in Washington DC.
  5. Intelligent Design.
  6. Your husband and his claims that he is a Democratic party insider.

I'd usually say at this point that I hope this clears up all your misunderstandings but since it's you Marty, I know you have a learning disability when it comes to seeing the truth, I'll just say perhaps you ought to shut your mouth about science since it obvious that you have no idea what you are talking about when it comes to matters scientific.

14 comments:

Fran said...

I have not been here for days and I am so glad to be back.

Feckin' brilliant my man, oops I mean my monkey!!

Wandering Coyote said...

I don't know who this guy is. He looks vaguely familiar but I can't place him...

Mauigirl said...

Great post and great illustrations! Sure do make him look evil!

Randal Graves said...

How the FUCK can a so-called lefty/centrist/whatever ever be married, by choice, to a wingnut is a great mystery.

Fuck romance, the very thought of having personal and carnal relations with someone of her ilk makes me want to throw up.

Micgar said...

You know, I have sometimes liked the way Carville has made some on the right mad-(like that Robert Novak thing)but I have always wondered about that marriage of his. She is one of the worst. The absolute worst in terms of her hatred of progressives and I can't watch her when she comes on TV to spew her ugly venom. So I always wonder how much of that venom does he take in? I have come to distrust him-he's literally sleeping with the enemy!

Life As I Know It Now said...

yes, how can you trust someone who is sleeping with the enemy?

Devilham said...

Awesome picture Doc, it's perfect. I think Carville is a sleezeball, hell, your insulting Golem with that photoshop.

Anonymous said...

This makes my head hurt. They both need to be flushed down the toilet.

C.J. said...

BWAAAHAAAAHAAAAA!!

Worse than that even - they created evil spawn together!!!

I don't knwo how he lives with her. Do they just not ever talk about politics, their beliefs, or anything of importance at all?

Dale said...

Aw, don't be so jealous of his handsome trustworthy looks.

Romius T. said...

a DEVASTING CTITIQUE, SIR, AND A TIP OF THE HAT TO YOU!

Distributorcap said...

carville is the worst -- as you said, anyone who can marry that Nazi-uber-bitch Mary Matalin is nothing but a Benedict Arnold

Deepti said...

Wandering Coyote, you are probably remembering him as having played the part of Lord Voldemort in the Harry Potter films.

Alyson said...

CARVILLE IS AN IDIOT AND WHEN I SAW HIS WIFE SAY THAT GLOBAL WARMING HOAX THING LIVE ON TV MY JAW DROPPED TO THE FLOOR... DO THEY HAVE CHILDREN?? IF SO, BLESS THOSE KIDS HEARTS. THEY'RE SCREWED.