Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Dear Roger Clemens,

You can kiss goodbye to any hope you ever had of getting inducted to the
you damn dirty cheatin' liar. How about you man up and admit you cheated and maybe after you die they'll induct your fat whiny ass. On second thought, the more you claim you are innocent the less likely it is you or any of your family will ever see your plaque hanging in Cooperstown.

I'm so damn happy that my Red Sox never won a World Series with you on the team. You would have been a disgrace to those BoSox teams of the past. Maybe now you can finish out your career as pitcher on a beer league softball team somewhere outside Bum Fuck, Texas.

Enjoy those tainted Cy Young awards you "won" and those World Series titles you got when you played for the Yankees because that's all you're ever going to get glory wise. Your stupid cheatin' ass will spend the rest of your life in denial and despised by baseball fans. Maybe you and Pete Rose can hook up and sign autographs together or something.

Sincerely yours,
Dr. Monkey

7 comments:

Mnmom said...

Now just insert "Barry Bonds" and I think we've covered it. I love baseball and these cheats are ruining it. At least Pete Rose came by his power honestly - at least I think he did.

Devilham said...

Woot! Red Sox! I love that my friend the good doctor is on the side of light when it comes to baseball!

Anonymous said...

These baseball guys are the Diet Coke of liars. Let's go after Preznit Fuckwad and his 900 plus lies that dragged us into war first.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I heard him whining on the radio today and he sounded pretty much the ultimate douche bag.

Mnmom said...

Excellent point kirby

dguzman said...

I always hated Clemens, and I'm sooooo glad he's finally been exposed for the effing fraud that he is.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

MnMom-I agree.

Devilham-I've been a Bosox man since 1975.

Kriby-You're right of course.

Barb-Oh he is a douchebag, he had it all money, fame, a hot wife, and yet he still had to cheat.

dguzman-Damn right he's a fraud.