you damn dirty cheatin' liar. How about you man up and admit you cheated and maybe after you die they'll induct your fat whiny ass. On second thought, the more you claim you are innocent the less likely it is you or any of your family will ever see your plaque hanging in Cooperstown.I'm so damn happy that my Red Sox never won a World Series with you on the team. You would have been a disgrace to those BoSox teams of the past. Maybe now you can finish out your career as pitcher on a beer league softball team somewhere outside Bum Fuck, Texas.
Enjoy those tainted Cy Young awards you "won" and those World Series titles you got when you played for the Yankees because that's all you're ever going to get glory wise. Your stupid cheatin' ass will spend the rest of your life in denial and despised by baseball fans. Maybe you and Pete Rose can hook up and sign autographs together or something.
Sincerely yours,
Dr. Monkey
