Saturday, January 19, 2008

MInd your own business

Human rights groups across the world have admonished Kenyan authorities for being too ruthless in trying to quell protests in the wake of the disputed Presidential election. They've specifically asked the Kenyan police to stop shooting unarmed protesters.

Kenyan police replied, "Come to Nairobi and say that shit, why don't you."

In other news four new Super Wal-Marts and three hundred new Starbucks opened in Kenya since the start of the rioting. The country should be safe for all corporations soon.

6 comments:

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Well thank god the Kenyan police will now have a place to buy their new cheap socks when the old ones get too blood soaked to use anymore.

Ubermilf said...

But if they kill all the poor and disenfranchised, who will work in their stores?

Generalissimo (Dictator) for life said...

As the worst president might say in this situation, theres still enough oil to go around.

Distributorcap said...

i think they need a ferragamo's if they want condi to come down and solve their problems (like she has everywhere else)

Sudeaux Lux said...

I'm getting numb to these corrupt governments anymore. It's sadly becoming the normal thing.

Madam Z said...

You're joking about the Walmarts and Starbucks, right? Please say yes...