Sunday, January 20, 2008

Question a day

Today's question comes to us from Distributor Cap. D-Cap, or as he is known to his friends, "Mr. Excitement," sent in this question: We are heading into severe economic turmoil, what do you suggest the country and individuals do to soften the blow and make life as palatable as possible during this rough economic era?

Excellent question sir! And you are indeed correct, we are heading for a prolonged down turn in our economic fortunes. The "boom" years of the Bush Junta are about to come to an ignominious end due in part the funding the endless wars of terror in Iraq and Afghanistan, the sub prime housing crisis (which only became a crisis in the eyes of the media and the idiots in Washington DC when banks saw how much money they stood to lose), and our mindless rapacious unsustainable consumerism.

We can do the following things as a nation to soften the blow:
  • End the war this second and get out of Iraq and Afghanistan.
  • Close every tax loophole for the wealthy and tax them at rates comparable to the tax rates in Europe and Britain.
  • End corporate welfare and all tax breaks for large corporations.

We then take all the money that we were spending on the wars of terror and we reinvest that money in rebuilding our crumbling national infrastructure, in college scholarships for low income students, and in art and music programs in elementary, middle, and high schools across the country. We then take all that new tax money and we invest it in small "Mom and Pop" owned businesses, alternative sustainable energy sources, and community owned and operated organic farms.

We should also legalize hemp production in this country. Food, fuel, clothing, and many other useful items can be made out of hemp and it's a crime that fields lay fallow in this nation when they could be used for growing hemp. We need to stop importing hemp and start growing it ourselves.

Things we can do as individuals are:

  • Stop consuming so much and live more sustainably.
  • Stop taking on more debt.
  • Stop trying to live the life the corporate media says you should live.
  • Stop patronizing the multi national corporations who are killing us and our planet.
  • Break up every multi national corporation.
  • Vote out all incumbents.

And if Bush/Cheney and their gang of thugs tries to stay in power past their Constitutionally mandated time, we should take to the streets and begin a rebellion against them and their corporate overlords.

Actually, if we all did those things during good economic times then we'd be doing ourselves, our planet, and future generations of people a world of good.

Thanks for that question D-Cap!

Send me your burning questions all this month and I'll answer one a day. Send your questions to monkeymuck(at)gmail(dot)com.

11 comments:

Randal Graves said...

I'd be shocked if ONE of those things was to happen any time soon, but a truly excellent plan nonetheless. You might make a good president after all.

Unknown said...

Please, Stop Making Sense I can't take it.

Distributorcap said...

Dr M for Fed Chairman!

thanks for taking my question. your lovely parting gift is waiting for you

Joe said...

I like that you arranged your excellent points in easy-to consume, Power Point friendly bullet points!

Johnny Yen said...

Why do you want the terrorists to win?

Freida Bee said...

I'm thinkin' "Ask a Monkey Doctor" can't end at the end of January. We need to be able to interact with your wisdom in a format such as this. Fuck you, Dr. Laura. It's time for Dr. Monkey.

Mauigirl said...

I like the plan - and we can work on our individual parts starting now!

Chance said...

Yes, wise words indeed. Too bad there's about a 98% probability that most of them will never come to pass.

dguzman said...

More reasons that everyone should have MONKEY/LOVE all the time!

Anonymous said...

Dr. Monkey for president!!
Make sure you also legalize marijuana once you are elected on this way too sensible platform.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Randal-All I can do is put it out there, it's up to everyone else to follow me.

Mathman-I'll try, but it will be hard.

Dcap-I hope it's Rice A Roni!

Bubs-I'm all about ease for my readers.

Johnny-I'm all about the terrorists.

Freida-It's the dawning of the age of the Dr. Monkey.

Mauigirl-Get on it girl. I tried visiting your blog but my PC kept locking up everytime I went. If you fix your blog I will go back, until then, sorry.

Chance-There is a one hundred percent chance for you to do what I wrote.

Dguzman-Monkey/Love is good for whatever ails ya.

Beatgrl-Hell yeah, we need to end the idiotic war on drugs.