He's a new guru for our troubled times

Hey everybody, Musharraf says that Bhutto was responsible for her own death! "If she had not been born a woman and had tried to make people see what a corrupt puppet of the USA I am, she would still be alive." Allah be praised that there's a guy running Pakistan who's as smart as President Bush is.

Other earth shattering pronouncements from the lips of the leader of the last military coup that overthrew the last legally elected Pakistani government are:
1) Slaves want to be enslaved.
2) Fish really want to walk on land.
3) Democracy must be enforced through oppression.
4) George W. Bush is the best president the USA ever had.
5) Religious freedom is fine as long as it's only for the religion he practices.
6) The only way to keep people free is to make sure they only vote in rigged elections.
7) Muhammad and Joseph Smith were really Jews.
8) Seattle is going to win the Superbowl this year.
9) If you're not with him, then you love the terrorists.