Thursday, December 20, 2007

Jokes you can tell little kids

Put your hands together for this drunk sock monkey, it's got a joke you can tell little kids.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

Thanks everyone. That was fun. Now, someone buy me a drink or I'll start flinging poo.

8 comments:

Katie Schwartz said...

wait a minute, is my simian stud planning a clean christmas? are you creating a curse free zone? spill, child, spill.

Anonymous said...

Do you want a Christmasy drink or would a mojito do?

'Cause I'm not cleaning flung poo. No way.

dguzman said...

Me neither. I've got enough with the bunny poos.

Now do you want a margarita? Gin & tonic? Just a plain old brewski?

Missy said...

Ah ha ha.

Here is one I just heard:

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?


"I smell carrots."

Anonymous said...

One bananatini coming right up, sir.

Suzy said...

Those stairs, those dirty socks, that stack of obsolete high school assignments left there by the graduate with better things to do, that monkey butt ... they all look strangely familiar!

In the words of the late, great Warren Zevon: Leave my monkey alone!

Micgar said...

That monkey's butt liked a smile. and it made me smile too!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Jewgirl-I'm all about including every one in the holidays, even little kids.

D Cup-A mojito will do nicely. Thanks!

Dguzman-Slide me a Corona over.

Missy-Good one!

Kirby-Thanks!

Suzy-I'll leave your monkey alone when you stop sending me monkey pics! :)

Micgar-Yeah, smiling, that's what that monkey is doing.