Well, well, well, ol' Imus is back on the air courtesy of Citadel Radio. You know Citadel Radio don't you kids? Of course you do, they're probably the only radio group in your area thanks to the FCC who let them buy up all local radio stations in your and my markets. Citadel is one reason why I never listen to corporate radio anymore, the other reason is it all sucks beyond belief. The Imus show is also being simulcast of RFD TV as well. What's that? Never heard of RFD TV? It's on one or two satellite systems and they show mainly farm type shows, which is good because Imus's show is bullshit anyway. I'm not sure but I think Imus's show is on between the Great Plains Organic Lentil Farm Hour and The Llama Report.The good news about Imus's return is that in addition to his wacky cast of regulars, which include angry woman hatin' drunkard Bernard McGurk and Bo Beetle, he's added a couple of black side kicks.
Hilarity should ensue any minute. No seriously, it will. They say that this new incarnation of the "Imus Up Your Ass Show" will be every bit as funny as that old FOX News show The Half Hour Comedy Hour. And of course all the brown people hatin', poor people bashin', immigrant blamin', baby Jesus adorin', Reich wing politicians are begging to go on the air with that crazy racist gang. Oh wait, they can't be racist with black sidekicks can they? Nah. So you can expect to see these guys on there soon:
And also this rapist freeing, science hatin', non National Intelligence Estimate readin' fat bastard will also be a semi regular there:
However, Fred Thompson (R Hollywood) will not appear on the Imus show due to the fact that it is on way too early for him and he needs his sleep.
But if they, or FOX News or CNN for that matter, ever ask me to appear on their show, this will be my response:
Unlike other politicians, I have integrity.
1 comment:
Hah. Nice post.
I could never understand the respect with which Don Imus was treated by establishment types in Washington and NYC.
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