Monday, December 17, 2007

Aunt Ethel got you a little something for Christmas

But you've got to give her a big kiss before you get it. I'd be careful if I was you, she's been into the Egg Nog and she may slip you the tongue when she kisses you. Isn't family great?

9 comments:

Missy said...

Ew. How decent is the present?

GETkristiLOVE said...

And she has a martian implant growing out of her head.

dguzman said...

Holy smokes, I'd better get something really good--not just socks, like every other year!

PS--I tagged you for some random meme--it's on my birdy blog. You can ignore or proceed as you like.

Anonymous said...

At least she's not wearing the leather thong like last year....

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I see Aunt Ethel has got her industrial strength bra on this year. Look out!

bubbles said...

Where did you find that picture of me?

Sudeaux Lux said...

Isn't she the one who pulls you in close and smothers you with her bazongas?
{{{shudder}}}

Micgar said...

There was always one auntie that gave us a big wet kiss on the cheek. Then we would have to nonchalantly wipe "it" away!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Missy-You'll have to take your chances.

GKL-We've been asked not to mention her inmplant and there you go doing it. You should be ashamed of yourself young lady!

Dguzman-Slag socks at your peril.

MWB-Did you see me shudder at the memory?

Barb-It has to be industrial strength, look at those knockers.

Bubbles-I bought it from your ex.

Sujaco-Yep. You remember her well don't you.

Micgar-All familes have an "Aunt Ethel" type, don't they?