I spilled a banana daiquiri on my pants right before a speech where I was going to outline my plan to reign in the multi national corporations. Then this guy who you see on the table said he'd loan me his but just as he got them down some dude ran in, tasered him, and then he took this photo. I'm not sure but I think it was one of those Star Wars nerds I pissed off a week or so ago. Or it may have been Creepy Foreskin guy. Either way, that's what happened. Honest.
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
This is not what it looks like
I spilled a banana daiquiri on my pants right before a speech where I was going to outline my plan to reign in the multi national corporations. Then this guy who you see on the table said he'd loan me his but just as he got them down some dude ran in, tasered him, and then he took this photo. I'm not sure but I think it was one of those Star Wars nerds I pissed off a week or so ago. Or it may have been Creepy Foreskin guy. Either way, that's what happened. Honest.
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You expect me to believe you would let yourself spill a precious banana daiquiri?
Funny. I don't see a daiquiri glass anywhere.
Or a little paper umbrella, for that matter.
Hmmm...something isn't adding up here, Monkey.
Papa Rotzi strikes again!
Is that Larry Craig?
Is that Larry Craig's defibrillator next to Larry Craig?
Looks like Monkey Business to me.
This is not what it looks like
That's what they all say...
You have my vote, whatever your position.
Nice to see you keeping on top of things, Doctor.
;>)
That stance is a teensy bit wide for my personal comfort level Doctor!
I would watch it if I were you.
Daquiri? Not so much.
"Banana" (symbolism) Sounds like it.
Oh Monkey, I believe you. However, it's kinda kinky when you leave your old-man socks on during your "session."
"What do I do here? Go for it like I want to and ignore the camera or throw feces at it, take it and run?" -Dr. Monkey asked himself as his hopes for future presidential success flashed before his eyes.
But, as it turned out, his antics made him seem more human and folks loved Dr. Monkey even more than before. (Also, he picked up the middle age Republican male demographic he had so deperately been lacking.
Good for you, getting this obviously fake picture out there before Dr. Zaius has a chance to try and blackmail the Monkey/Love campaign.
Just another day in the life of a politician!
What speach?
Regards,
Tengrain
You should blame the illegal immigrants. That's what Lou Dobbs would do!
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