You know if you have a lovely bouquet of daisies and you put them in a vase? And then you go on vacation or something and you come home to find dead daisies in a vase? And when you throw out the daisies you know you have to dump out the water? And the water is a bit slimy and kind of smells bad?
what I'd like to know is: is HE worth the trouble? does he make sure to not have skid marks in his underpants? Does HE promise to not pick his nose and fart? In other words, is HE a keeper? Don't cha just love the way women are suposed to worry about such dumb shit but men don't have to worry about a thing?
Please answer as honestly as possible.
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Maybe as fresh as a breath mint, I think. Not a daisy.
You know if you have a lovely bouquet of daisies and you put them in a vase? And then you go on vacation or something and you come home to find dead daisies in a vase? And when you throw out the daisies you know you have to dump out the water? And the water is a bit slimy and kind of smells bad?
Like that.
I'm kinda prickly like thistle. Does that count?
I don't like the way that guy is touching her daisy.
Seriously, dude, that's not how you do it.
I'm always fresher than a fraternity house!
Dguz-Just as long as you're fresh.
Jess-Holy shit, you had me lauging so hard I was crying when I read your comment.
Freida-So you're telling me you're a chick with a prick?
Vikki-She dumped him for a guy who did know how to touch her "daisy" and she became much happier as a result of her actions.
Missy-That's good to know.
this is too funny for words
is that the OLD massengill girl?
Gimme a minute for a quick whore's bath and I'll at least be as fresh as a pine tree air freshener in a strip joint.
My! Senator Feingold hasn't aged one bit!
that's a vadge q, right? they want to know if I clean the beav on a daily basis.
don't you love those vinty ads?
Monkey- You're soaking in it.
what I'd like to know is: is HE worth the trouble? does he make sure to not have skid marks in his underpants? Does HE promise to not pick his nose and fart? In other words, is HE a keeper? Don't cha just love the way women are suposed to worry about such dumb shit but men don't have to worry about a thing?
Dcap-Believe it or not but I went to college with one of the Massingill heiresses. She always smelled so fresh.
D Cup-It's all that vinegar and water he washes up with.
Jewgirl-I love love love those vinty ads. Look for more later!
Freida-You always make me laugh girl. I love you for it.
Liberality-I could not agree more. I've always hated the double standard.
Depends on the damn daisy Doctor!
Oh, and this kind of prickly, Dr. Monkey.
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