Monday, November 19, 2007

And now some burning questions from a 1955 Good Housekeeping magazine

Please answer as honestly as possible.

16 comments:

dguzman said...

Maybe as fresh as a breath mint, I think. Not a daisy.

Jess Wundrun said...

You know if you have a lovely bouquet of daisies and you put them in a vase? And then you go on vacation or something and you come home to find dead daisies in a vase? And when you throw out the daisies you know you have to dump out the water? And the water is a bit slimy and kind of smells bad?

Like that.

Freida Bee said...

I'm kinda prickly like thistle. Does that count?

vikkitikkitavi said...

I don't like the way that guy is touching her daisy.

vikkitikkitavi said...

Seriously, dude, that's not how you do it.

Missy said...

I'm always fresher than a fraternity house!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Dguz-Just as long as you're fresh.

Jess-Holy shit, you had me lauging so hard I was crying when I read your comment.

Freida-So you're telling me you're a chick with a prick?

Vikki-She dumped him for a guy who did know how to touch her "daisy" and she became much happier as a result of her actions.

Missy-That's good to know.

Distributorcap said...

this is too funny for words

is that the OLD massengill girl?

Whiskeymarie said...

Gimme a minute for a quick whore's bath and I'll at least be as fresh as a pine tree air freshener in a strip joint.

Anonymous said...

My! Senator Feingold hasn't aged one bit!

Katie Schwartz said...

that's a vadge q, right? they want to know if I clean the beav on a daily basis.

don't you love those vinty ads?

Freida Bee said...

Monkey- You're soaking in it.

Life As I Know It Now said...

what I'd like to know is: is HE worth the trouble? does he make sure to not have skid marks in his underpants? Does HE promise to not pick his nose and fart? In other words, is HE a keeper? Don't cha just love the way women are suposed to worry about such dumb shit but men don't have to worry about a thing?

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Dcap-Believe it or not but I went to college with one of the Massingill heiresses. She always smelled so fresh.

D Cup-It's all that vinegar and water he washes up with.

Jewgirl-I love love love those vinty ads. Look for more later!

Freida-You always make me laugh girl. I love you for it.

Liberality-I could not agree more. I've always hated the double standard.

Fran said...

Depends on the damn daisy Doctor!

Freida Bee said...

Oh, and this kind of prickly, Dr. Monkey.