Friday, October 26, 2007

Ever wonder how Bush became a "cowboy"?

Well, have you? After all he was born into an upper class WASP New England family. And then he went to Yale, an Ivy League university. So how in the world did he become the cocky cowboy "man of the people" he claims to be today?


Well, it's simple really, he started off with one of these:

14 comments:

Missy said...

"gay western motif"

Intersting word choice. Did Larry Craig have one too?

(I hope I am not offended homosexuals by associating them with Larry Craig!)

Freida Bee said...

W still uses his! They're quite a bargain. He paid $3.98 + $0.95 hdlg. and he's used that sucker twice a month for the last forty-five year, every time he shits.

Anonymous said...

Okay, this made me laugh really hard. Then I got a mental image and I passed out from the horror.

I'll be he likes to ride it side-saddle sometimes, 'specially when he's got Condi dressed up like a horsey and he's carrying his fine leather whip.

Whiskeymarie said...

Is it wrong that I want one of these?
I just think it would make potty-time a little more "fun", you know?

Distributorcap said...

can you imagine babs the impaler changing baby georgie's heavily stained diaper back in the summer of 1946.....

Fran said...

Freida beat me to the punch.

This is rich Dr.- very freaking rich!

Joe said...

Now, there you go again--taking a perfectly nice retro picture of a potty seat and ruining it by implanting the image of Douchebag McChimp squatting on it, grunting away between pulls from his can of Coors Lite.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Missy-Some gay guys are into the western thing.

Freida-Now we know why he's such a dick, he's stopped up from not shitting enough.

D Cup-Oh the horror!

Whiskey-No it's not wrong thatyou want one, how ever your Mister may not be as open minded as I am.

Dcap-I can't imagine Babs ever changing any diapers.

Fran-Not too rich I hope.

Bubs-You've ruined Coors Lite for me forever. :)

Dr. Zaius said...

Ha! That's a seat to have a wide stance in.

Dale said...

I wish I could quit it.

Randal Graves said...

Please don't post the origin of the codpiece. It's too fucking early to choke on laughter.

Ubermilf said...

Now explain Cheney.

Micgar said...

I agree with Frieda Bee-W does still use his. Only when he doesn't just wanna wear his diaper. Usually he's just shitting on America.

dguzman said...

Makes Condi say "Giddyup!"

Too bad this saddle prevented him from falling in and being flushed with the rest of shit.