Thursday, September 20, 2007

Who's holding our Crunky now?

That hairy aerobics instructor who kept hitting on your old girlfriend is holding our Crunky now. She credits her Crunky intake with helping her get over anorexia, winning the lottery, and becoming a Mormon.

5 comments:

Angry Ballerina said...

Dude, I'm aways afraid your going to post a pic of one of my friends on here holding that damn candy bar...

Anonymous said...

Hey! I thought you killed the Crunky bit? Did I misunderstand you? Did you just say "I am going to reduce Crunky levels"? Did you decide that since Crunktarian violence was "down" it justifies keeping the Crunky? Or did you decide that since Crunktarian levels are "up" it requires more Crunky?

Just when I was starting to relax a little, too.

Missy said...

I have never seen a real life Crunky.

I had no idea it was Mormon. I should ask the Mormon power duo on their mission in my neighborhood if they have any in their backpacks.

dguzman said...

Along with Sandra, I'm wondering about the Crunky deployment as well. Perhaps you meant you would extend Crunktours to 15 months? I thought we were fighting the Crunk over there so we don't have to fight it over here. Fool me twice... once... shame on me... you can't fool me!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

AB-Tell your friends to stay off Flickr and they'll be fine.

Sandra-The troubling times required me to bring Crunky back. We needed it's soothing goodness.

Missy-It's not Mormon, it's really Asian.

Dguzman-Don't fight the Crunky baby, it just wants to love you.