And the holy spirit descended upon me in the form of a burrito as big as my head. And I ate of this burrito, filled as it was with bean-y goodness. Then the holy spirit roiled within my belly, the holy spirit gurgled and it burned with the spice of the extra hot fire sauce I had put upon the burrito of the holy spirit. And when the spirit had passed through my being out it came with a rumbling, burning, explosion. And I shared the spirit with all the non-believers in the elevator with me!
**I would like to add that while putting the needles in me this week, my acupuncturist let out about four really noisy farts. When you have needles in your face you cannot laugh. So I had to lay there pretending that dropping a few was the most natural thing in the world. Like talking about the weather. Fortunately they were not stinkers.
I can't even watch this. Although the farting parts are really fucking funny!!!
As is reasonably well known in these parts (and I persist in bringing it up) - I like to think of myself as the endorsed "Official Catholic(i can't really say Christian) of Dr. Monkey von Monkerstein's Blog!".
That said, I am much more interested in hanging with y'all and any number of atheists, pagans and non believers rather than spend one minute with that bitch.
OK, yes (Sam Harris where are you?) trust me I do struggle in my private prayer life with not being hateful, I seriously do. But for the record, being hateful and calling people for their bullshit are two different things.
So let me go sort out me calling her a bitch, but let's all continue to hang together here ok?
OK. Thanks. (zzzzthhhhhhhmppppp) Ah, all those nachos yesterday. I needed that.
Maybe I should go back and finish watching. What spray?
Oh shit pardon the pun!) that was funny! Those farts were some of the nastiest-sounding suckers I have ever heard in one of these Pastor Gas (hey there's another pun!) clips! What's really funny is that at around 2:10 in the clip, a cough can be heard right after she lets one rip, and then it seems someone falls on or near the camera! Is that a person falling from faith or farts?)
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And the holy spirit descended upon me in the form of a burrito as big as my head. And I ate of this burrito, filled as it was with bean-y goodness. Then the holy spirit roiled within my belly, the holy spirit gurgled and it burned with the spice of the extra hot fire sauce I had put upon the burrito of the holy spirit. And when the spirit had passed through my being out it came with a rumbling, burning, explosion. And I shared the spirit with all the non-believers in the elevator with me!
**I would like to add that while putting the needles in me this week, my acupuncturist let out about four really noisy farts. When you have needles in your face you cannot laugh. So I had to lay there pretending that dropping a few was the most natural thing in the world. Like talking about the weather. Fortunately they were not stinkers.
Dude if I had sex w 93 pple i would be quite happy.
Jesus, I gotta go to the bathroom now!
I can't even watch this. Although the farting parts are really fucking funny!!!
As is reasonably well known in these parts (and I persist in bringing it up) - I like to think of myself as the endorsed "Official Catholic(i can't really say Christian) of Dr. Monkey von Monkerstein's Blog!".
That said, I am much more interested in hanging with y'all and any number of atheists, pagans and non believers rather than spend one minute with that bitch.
OK, yes (Sam Harris where are you?) trust me I do struggle in my private prayer life with not being hateful, I seriously do. But for the record, being hateful and calling people for their bullshit are two different things.
So let me go sort out me calling her a bitch, but let's all continue to hang together here ok?
OK. Thanks. (zzzzthhhhhhhmppppp) Ah, all those nachos yesterday. I needed that.
Maybe I should go back and finish watching. What spray?
God bless the people who make these videos available for my personal amusement.
Clearly her message is substatial, potent and grabs your attention.
If you look closely, her breasts keep changing size from one shot to the next. What's up with that?
Jess-You are move evolved than I. I would have laughed my ass off.
AB-If I had sex with 93 people in 3 days it would be a miracle!
Barb-Aww, just let one rip hon.
Fran-Farts are always funny!
Mike-Bite me.
Chris-I know what you're saying my brother.
Dr. Z-I had not nocticed that before. I'll watch it again to look for the moving boobies.
Oh shit pardon the pun!) that was funny! Those farts were some of the nastiest-sounding suckers I have ever heard in one of these Pastor Gas (hey there's another pun!) clips!
What's really funny is that at around 2:10 in the clip, a cough can be heard right after she lets one rip, and then it seems someone falls on or near the camera! Is that a person falling from faith or farts?)
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